The Astrogorilla Women's Tee

The Lore

Born from the mid-2010s postmodern collage revival, this surreal masterpiece fuses primate majesty with cosmic exploration. The Astrogorilla isn't just wearing a spacesuit—it's proving that absurdist art knows no bounds. A refined taste for ironic conceptual blends, subverting sci-fi tropes through whimsical animal anthropomorphism.

The Specs

Visual: A pensive gorilla head atop an astronaut's body, clutching a polished brass helmet against a deep starlight blue backdrop. Intricate cyber-grid pattern evokes a sprawling cityscape at night or a complex circuit board. Seamless all-over print extends across all panels.

Fabric: Premium 180 GSM (5.3 oz) 93% polyester, 7% spandex.

Feel: Soft, smooth, and breathable. Feels like thick, soft cotton—not shiny activewear.

Print Tech: Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink bonds directly with fabric molecules for zero-texture, breathable print that never cracks, peels, or fades.

Fit: Regular fit with 2-way stretch that moves with the body. True to size.

The Trust

OEKO-TEX® 100 · Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) · Made-to-Order—Zero Overproduction · Fade-Resistant Guarantee

Rating: G · Absurdist visual humor · High safety